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“King of Queens” Quotes

[edit]Tank Heaven [6.21]

Doug (lifting up his shirt and rubbing his hairy stomach): Is this a lot of hair right here, seriously? I mean, people say I'm hairy, but I don't think I'm hairy enough.

Carrie: Did you make them touch your belly hair?!

Doug (feigning shock): What?!

Carrie (she's not buying it): Did you?

Doug: I don't even know what you're sayin'!

Carrie: Did you lift up your shirt and make Peter and Ellen touch your belly hair?!

Doug (sarcastic): Yeah, then I threw on a G-string (gyrates) and did a little lap dance, yeah.