“King of Queens” Quotes
Carrie: Where's your TV?
Doug: I'm thinkin' it was stolen!
Carrie: Oh, my God! Do you think somebody broke in here?
Doug: You know what? That's one theory! Here's another: (yelling) They came in through the garage door that you left open!!
Carrie (shocked): What?! No, I didn't!
Doug: Did, Carrie! Did! You were the last one in here, it's open, that means--try and stay with me, here--that you left it open!!!
Doug: I'll tell you why it happened. It happened because you wanted it to happen!
Carrie (incredulous): What?
Doug: You heard me! You hated my TV, so you wished it out into the cornfield, and it's gone!
Carrie: The cornfield, Doug?
Doug: Yeah, classic Twilight Zone? Sci-Fi Channel? Ever hear of it? Here, let me show you. (He uses the remote as if he's turning on the TV.) OOOOH! I CAN'T!!
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