“King of Queens” Quotes
(Doug and Carrie are just getting home from their disastrous night out Fiorino's. They are going about their normal everyday business, but there seems to be a lot more tension than normal. Carrie opens a frozen dinner, unwraps it and throws it in the microwave in disgust.)
Doug (sarcastic): Make sure it doesn't have capers. (Carrie stiffens, as if she was expecting this.)
Carrie (testy): Okay, here we go. You wanna get into this now? Bring it on.
Doug: No, no, I don't wanna get into it, I want you to be happy. Don't want you to have to call the Lean Cuisine people and ask for the manager.
Carrie (turning to face Doug): Well, if I did have to, we all know on whose side you'd be on, don't we?
Doug: I wanted a nice evening out. You're the one who went insane!
Carrie: Oh, yeah, I'm insane. I ordered my food without capers and then wanted it without capers. Yeah, fit me for a strait-jacket, I'm a loon!
Doug: You know what I mean, okay? You're always on the lookout for who's out to get you! You can never just let something go, because that would result in a delightful evening out, and we can't have that, can we? No!
Doug: I swear, I think the Spooner family crest is a shaking fist with the words, "I want to see the manager!"
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