Daily Quote

„King of Queens” Quotes

[Doug answers the phone]

Doug Heffernan: Hello... Mhm?... Oh, hold on a second, let me get him... Arthur! Phone!

Arthur Spooner: Who is it?

Doug Heffernan: It's Louis Di Robertis from some law firm.

Arthur Spooner: Tell him to drop dead!

Doug Heffernan: Okay, I am not going to tell him to drop dead.

Arthur Spooner: Then tell him to go to hell!

Doug Heffernan: Not telling him that either.

Arthur Spooner: Then you go to hell!

Doug Heffernan: You go to hell!

Arthur Spooner: Drop dead!

[Doug lifts up the phone]

Doug Heffernan: Sorry, wrong number.