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Arthur was about 44 years old when Carrie was born.

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Arthur wrote an unproduced script with the title "Reconsidering Sandy".

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Arthur's full name is Arthur Eugene Spooner.

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Executive Producer Michael J. Weithorn often sneaks his name onto the set. In one episode, Arthur attempts to sell the "Arthur's head screwdriver" to Weithorn Hardware and in another, Doug's dentist office is in the Weithorn Medical Center.

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The rocket-pack that Doug wore in episode "Dougie Houser" is the same rocket-pack which starred in The Rocketeer.

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In episode "Shrink Wrap" (episode #4.25) Ben Stiller guest-starred as his real-life father's father.

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Megan Mullally almost wound up in the role of Carrie. But she changed her mind and accepted a part on Will & Grace.

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There are pictures on the fridge of Don Geronimo and Mike O'Meara from the nationally syndicated radio show "The Don and Mike Show". The Reference to them not knowing who they were was an inside joke. They also guest appeared in the episode "Roamin' Holiday" (2.10).

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Doug and Carrie have pictures of children on their refrigerator, and have no idea who they are.

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Doug's parents' first names are Janet and Joe. In real life, Kevin James's parents' first names are also Janet and Joe.

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Danny Heffernan: So what are we doing? Where's my truck? What about my route?

Doug: You know what, your first delivery is to Shut-it-Up Industries.

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Deacon Palmer: Douglas S. Heffernan... what's your middle name?

Doug: Steven. And yours?

Deacon: John.

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Carrie: Is this how you take a bath?

Spence Olchin: Yes.

Carrie: You look like Ernie from Sesame Street.

Spence: What did I do to you?

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Arthur: You gotta hand it to those Japanese, though, clever people. Still a mystery to me how we ever got them to surrender in the Second World War.

Carrie: Well, we did annihilate two of their cities.

Arthur: True enough. Mystery solved.

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Joe Heffernan: You're out of your mind!

Arthur: I've never been more in my mind!

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Arthur: What do we have here?

Carrie: We're going to Saint Croix.

Arthur: We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy.

Doug: Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me.

Arthur: I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family.

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Doug: Do you think I'm a big sack of crap?

Carrie: Have you been reading my diary?

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Carrie: I can't believe we had sex while you were driving

Doug: I know. It was hot though!

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Arthur: Darling, I need to borrow the iron.

Carrie: Dad, I told you. If you want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one.

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Carrie: What movie do you want to see?

Kelly Palmer: Something brainless. What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull?

Carrie: Oh, yeah..."Floaters".

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Builder: Is that a mirror in your pocket...or are you just fat?

Doug: What the hell?

[after Carrie goes temporarily blind]

Doug: You know what, let me help you.

Arthur: Don't help her!

Doug: SHUT OFF!!!

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Ray Barone: What you got going on here? Log of salami, chips and cheese. I guess you're not buying in to this whole cholesterol thing, huh?

Doug: I buy in to it, I just wanna see how high I can get the numbers.

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Carrie: Hasn't anyone said you look like someone?

Doug: Oh, you mean that fat rapist down the street?

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[edit]Dialoge

Carrie: [After abusing Arthur on phone] Oh my God, what if they are the last words I ever say to him?

Doug: Then I guess you're off the hook.

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[edit]Other Characters

Spence Olchin: Oh my God! TiVo thinks I'm gay!

Spence: (talking over Warriors of Grün advert): Why must we live in darkness?

Deacon: (imitation arguing with son over phone): Is that what you want son!? You wanna live on the highway?

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[edit]Arthur Spooner

Don't hang the meat in the window, if it ain't for sale!

Life's just a big line, except at the end of it, there ain't no merry-go-round!

I told you so!

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[edit]Carrie Heffernan

Doug, tell me what the hell is going on or, so help me, I will kill you. And I don't mean that funny "Oh my God, I'm going to kill you." I mean, I will stop your heart! (from Cowardly Lyin', Season 3, Episode 19)

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[edit]Doug Heffernan

Yuspa!!!!

My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants.

Try and keep it together here, and know that I'm not mad at you - I'm mad at the situation. We're out of Cocoa Puffs.

All right, I'm glad you're all gathered here. Because you're about to hear the story of a driver, a swollen ankle, and get this, an iguana.

Friends just keep you away from TV.

Mahi mahi is for me-hi me-hi.

Oh my God, I'm Canadian!!

No longer being Mastercard's bitch? Priceless!

Oh, it took a while, but you had to go there: "Fatty like cake!"

Relax, it's not like I gave him my pin number! [pauses] Actually, I do use that as my pin number.

You're (Carrie) always the boss. No Doug, you can't [buy] a car. No Doug, you can't [get] steroids!

You're dumb as ass!!!

Shutty! (to viewing audience) Ain't turning out so good.

Just shutty and watchy.

Go on back to Shuttytown!

I just figured out what I want for dinner: A nice, hot bowl of Shut-it Stew!!!

You know, I've had Shut-it Stew before, and it sure as diddly didn't taste like that!!!

By the time he (Joe Heffernan) wins that golden caboose, you'll be sucking on a nice, cold Shut-Up-sicle.

Shut it uppie!

Well, if I'm so evil, then how come there's no horror movie called Doug? (points to Carrie) Carrie, huh?!

"Warning: Refrigerated trucks are not equipped with an internal lock. Please retain key at all times." Mother of ass!!!

Well, only Don Zimmer, but that was to pull back the reigns.

You are nothing less to me than a bilgistic pile of love-meat.