Samstag, 31. Dezember 2016

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Arthur Spooner: Ah, Paris. I haven't been back there since we liberated her in '44. The City Of Lights knew peace once more. I also got the clap,

but that's a another story for another time.

Freitag, 30. Dezember 2016

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Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Dad, Doug and I were just thinking...

Arthur Spooner: [to Doug] Well, I hope you didn't strain yourself. I kid out of love.

Donnerstag, 29. Dezember 2016

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Arthur Spooner: You know, we're quite a team. Like Jake and the Fatman. Needless to say, I'm Jake.

Mittwoch, 28. Dezember 2016

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Doug Heffernan: All right, I'm glad you're all gathered here. Because you're about to hear the story of a driver, a swollen ankle, and get this, an iguana.

Dienstag, 27. Dezember 2016

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Arthur Spooner: Why can't you be more like Rain Man?

Montag, 26. Dezember 2016

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Arthur Spooner: Darling, I need to borrow the iron.

Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Dad, I told you. If you want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one.

Sonntag, 25. Dezember 2016

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Carrie Spooner Heffernan: What movie do you want to see?

Kelly Palmer: Something brainless. What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull?

Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Oh, yeah... "Floaters".

Samstag, 24. Dezember 2016

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Doug Heffernan: My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants.

Freitag, 23. Dezember 2016

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[repeated line]

Doug Heffernan: Shutie!

Donnerstag, 22. Dezember 2016

Mittwoch, 21. Dezember 2016

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Deacon Palmer: Douglas S. Heffernan... whats your second name?

Doug Heffernan: Steven. And yours?

Deacon Palmer: John.

Dienstag, 20. Dezember 2016

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[Doug and Deacon are locked in a refrigerated truck with penguins]

Doug Heffernan: "Warning: Please retain key as refrigerated trucks are not equipped with interior door handles". Mother of ass!

Montag, 19. Dezember 2016

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Arthur Spooner: Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen? Is it because we're black?

Sonntag, 18. Dezember 2016

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Spence Olchin: Oh my God! My TiVo thinks I'm gay!

Samstag, 17. Dezember 2016

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Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Hasn't anyone said you look like someone?

Doug Heffernan: Oh, you mean like every famous fat guy in every movie ever?

Freitag, 16. Dezember 2016

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Doug Heffernan: Friends just keep you away from TV.

Donnerstag, 15. Dezember 2016

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"Hey I'm going to the gym, you sure you don't wanna come?"

"Nah, but you're adorable to keep asking."

- Carrie and Doug in Double Downer

Mittwoch, 14. Dezember 2016

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"Salsa dancing? That's got 'split my pants' written all over it!"

- Doug in Double Downer

Dienstag, 13. Dezember 2016

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"It's spaghetti! I'm eating it, not sleeping with it."

- Doug in Food Fight

Montag, 12. Dezember 2016

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"I don't want cheese out of pity, I want cheese out of love!"

- Arthur in Ovary Action

Sonntag, 11. Dezember 2016

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"Now, you just think real, sexy thoughts. All right."

"Okay. Like what?"

"Um, think of Alyssa Milano. Huh? She's hot, plus her last name's a cookie."

- Carrie and Doug in Ovary Action

Samstag, 10. Dezember 2016

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"Hey! Guy hits on my woman, I'm gonna throw down."

"Really? How come you didn't do anything to that banker who asked me out to dinner last week?"

"Cause, he was almost my height."

- Doug and Carrie in Oxy Moron

Freitag, 9. Dezember 2016

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"If I was in danger, really, really in danger, would you risk your life to protect me? Would you take a bullet for me?" "Well, we'll just see about that."

- Doug and Carrie in Oxy Moron

Donnerstag, 8. Dezember 2016

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"You see, it's not about me. It's really about what's best for the company, the team. There is no 'I' in IPS."

- Doug in Mean Streak

Mittwoch, 7. Dezember 2016

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"Hey, listen, since you're gonna be seeing clear from now on, I feel I should warn you... I'm a little overweight."

- Doug in Sight Gag

Dienstag, 6. Dezember 2016

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"You hired a dog walker to walk my father?!"

- Carrie in Walk, Man

Montag, 5. Dezember 2016

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"I don't know how that puts naked women on my screen, but God bless you people."

- Doug in Separation Anxiety

Sonntag, 4. Dezember 2016

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"Tonight's theme is Maui Madness."

"Well, I think you look great, Arthur. I like the way the purple brings out the veins in your legs."

- Arthur and Doug in Papa Pill

Samstag, 3. Dezember 2016

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"If you shoot Kelly, I'll shoot Carrie."

"Doug, if you shoot me, you're never having sex with me again."

"You can't do that!"

- Doug and Carrie in Paint Misbehavin'

Freitag, 2. Dezember 2016

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"When he left yesterday, I kissed him and told him I loved him. If he was gonna die that would have been the day! If it happens now I'm screwed!"

- Carrie in Twisted Sitters

Donnerstag, 1. Dezember 2016

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"Now I feel bad."

"Why?"

"I just yelled at my father and called him a lunatic, that has to be wrong! Oh my god, what if something happens to him and that's the last conversation we ever have?!"

"Then you're off the hook."

- Carrie and Doug in Twisted Sitters