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"Did you know he didn't learn to swim til he was 23?"

"Really? Remind me to send you a picture of me yawning."

- Doug and Carrie in Soft Touch

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"This is me leaning forward with interest."

"Alright, well lean back with interest or have a mint."

- Arthur and Doug in Soft Touch

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"You are not dragging my father into this!"

"I am not dragging him in! He knows what he's doing. He happens to be very savvy as well."

"Okay, now I'm convinced you don't know what that word means."

- Carrie and Doug in Soft Touch

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"Can you beleive he's turning 75? We should do something special."

"Chip in for a hooker?"

- Carrie and Doug in Surprise Artie

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"You know what I really love about being married to you?"

"Not having to pay for sex?"

- Doug and Carrie in Fair Game

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"Oh, but I am Basement Artie. I certainly wouldn't wanna lose that moniker!"

- Arthur in Frozen Pop

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"I'm sorry. I'm not embarrassed by you."

"That's nice coming from a man who's wearing his house as a belt."

- Doug and Carrie in Dire Strayts

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"I think I packed too fast. I have seven shirts, twelve pairs of socks, and no pants or underwear."

- Doug in Get Away

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"Why do you need birth control pills? Does he touch you!?!"

- Arthur in Assaulted Nuts

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"I thought ironic meant 'made up entirely of iron.'"

- Arthur in Female Problems

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"My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants. "

- Doug in Fatty McButterpants

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"Ironic, isn't it. The only person Mr. Safety couldn't protect was himself."

- Arthur in Fatty McButterpants

"Oh my god. I'm fatter than the Skipper."

- Doug in Fatty McButterpants

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"So, why are you buying me clothes at the Big & Tall store anyway?"

"Well, you know..."

"No...let me break it to you this way Carrie, I'm certainly not tall!"

"You're...tall."

"I'm 5'9."

- Doug and Carrie in Fatty McButterpants

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"Of course I still love you. I love you no matter what."

"What does that mean, 'no matter what?'"

"Nothing, just that I love you."

"No. 'No matter what' means you love me even though I have some sort of problem, like no job, or no money, or BIGGIE CAN'T FIT THROUGH DOORWAY!"

- Carrie and Doug in Fatty McButterpants

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"What's the matter, Douglas, you never looked heavier?"

- Arthur in Business Affairs

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"So you're gonna get cancer to prove a point?"

"Sure! I'll be in an iron lung, you'll be in a wheelchair. Hey, you know what, maybe we can chip in and get a helper monkey!"

- Doug and Carrie in Queasy Rider

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"Darling I need to borrow the iron." "Dad, I told you. If ya want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one!"

- Arthur and Carrie in Queasy Rider

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"Come down here and play with me, I'm tired of playing with myself."

"Pardon?"

- Arthur and Spence in Hungry Man

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"You are my bilgistic pile of love meat! Love, Doug"

- Carrie in Crappy Birthday

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"You know, as long as we can`t sleep, you wanna take advantage of this and go to a diner?"

- Doug in Dog Days

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"At night, we like to sleep. We're kinda kooky that way!"

- Carrie in Dog Days

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"Wanna have day sex?"

"Maybe tonight."

- Doug and Carrie in Road Rayge

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"So what are you going to do with the money?"

"We're putting this money in the bank for our kids' college. Well, right after we get the hot tub and the satelitte dish, but then, it's going straight to the bank."

- Salesman and Doug in The Rock

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"Oh, sorry. I was just remembering a little girl with pigtails and braces on her teeth telling me 'I made the bestest toast ever!'"

- Arthur in Cello, Goodbye

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"Honey, could you pass the, um, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Salad Dressing?'"

- Carrie in Fat City

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"I'm 75 years old, and I still wake up with the little guy saluting."

- Arthur in Pilot

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"I have two words: I am not moving!"

"That's four words."

"Ok, I have another four words for you then: screw you!"

- Arthur and Carrie in Pilot

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„Planes, Trains & Automobiles“ Film Facts

There are no opening credits after the title, which scrolls across the screen like a plane, train, and automobile.

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„Planes, Trains & Automobiles“ Film Facts

As the title Planes, Trains & Automobiles scroll across the screen, we hear the sound of them at the same time.

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„Planes, Trains & Automobiles“ Film Facts

After all the end credits, we get to see advertising exec William Windom in the office as in the scene in the beginning of the movie, still examining the pictures Neal Page were waiting for him to get through with at that point.